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~~~Menu~~~ This week, the breakfast buffets' hot dishes is going to be waffles, fried ham and scrambled eggs. The cakes will be Lemon Meringue Pie, Black Forest Gteau, and Rhubarb Crumble. First Day: Meal 1: Chicken fricassee over white rice, green peas Meal 2: Steak,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], fried potaotes, baby carrots Vegetarian: Spaghetti with tofu Sauce Bolognese, green peas Side Dishes: Mixed green salad, whole-wheat bread Dessert: Mousse au chocolat, peach halves in light syrup Second Day: Meal 1: Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, green beans Meal 2: Fish filet, scalloped potaotes, baby carrots and peas Vegetarian: Rice, refried beans, sour cream, corn, tortilla chips Side Dishes: Bell pepper salad, dinner rolls Dessert: Brownies, vanilla pudding with cherry sauce Third Day: Meal 1: Tortellini with mushroom cream sauce along with a small mixed salad Meal 2: Beef stew and grilled cheese sandwiches Vegetarian: Fried aubergines, rice, and tzaziki Side dishes: Carrot salad, bread sticks Dessert: Frozen treats cones, applesauce Fourth Day: Soup, bread, and salad buffet Dessert: banana pudding, almond biscuits Fifth Day: Meal 1: Sweet-and-sour pork, wild rice Meal 2: Salmon, wild rice, broccoli Vegetarian: Asparagus,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Sauce Hollandaise, buttered new potatoes Side dishes: Baguettes, mixed green salad Dessert: Hazelnut pudding, fresh grapes Sixth Day: Meal 1: Beef Stroganoff, egg noodles Meal 2: Fried chicken, chips, corn about the cob Vegetarian: Potatoes au gratin, green peas Side dishes: Caesar salad, whole-wheat bread Dessert: Peach Melba, gingersnaps Seventh Day: Meal 1: Sausages, fried potaotes, green beans Meal 2: Paella with shrimp and fresh vegetables Vegetarian: Lentil stew, saffron rice, steamed carrots Side dishes: Spinach salad, breadsticks Dessert: Strawberry ice cream, cherry compote
Dear Readers,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], here's Auntie Em, the sexy sage, prepared to dispense advice! Dear Auntie Em, I accept this boy who appears to get all of the girls. and all sorts of I recieve is an 'itch' How can I get a girl?? - Hankering for Hanky-Panky Dear Hank, The first thing you'll have to consider is the fact that no girl loves to think she exists just to scratch your itch. So don't make that your top priority. Learn to appreciate girls for their personalities, not for being the opposite sex. Within the meanwhile, cold showers and long walks might help. Barring that, try borrowing your friend's aftershave. Aspire to have helped! Auntie Em Got your personal question for Auntie Em??? Don't hesitate to ask!!!
Goooooooooooooooood Morning, Folks!!! This is Snoopy, your Sky Spy Standin' By, and boy have I got some hot, hot news for you today!!! IS OUR DREAM TEAM Forget about??? That's right, folks - all of you who rejoiced at the beautiful tale from the Gheorgheni Countess and her love for a lowly sergeant° had better hold onto your seats!!! It appears the postman deserves his reputation for getting around - yesterday, he was observed in the obviously interested presence of a crewman who even contrives to look great in those awful jumpsuits. She might help others fly high, but I think she's a bit more down-to-Earth for ya there, Sarge. Meanwhile, the Countess has chosen a far more SECURE relationship, though she's stickin' to the theme o' sergeants. Obviously, they do say they're taking a stroll, but nudge nudge, wink wink, y'know??? Who can resist a man with the strength of lung to bellow back a poodle??? Is this the finish of the era, or even the beginning of something new and delightful??? Stay tuned in!!! Snoopy - always having a finger about the pulse of YOUR ship. °Sorry, Sarge!!!
Dear Readers, here's Auntie Em, the sexy sage, prepared to dispense advice!!! Dear Auntie Em, Do you consider dating outside your species is wrong? My mother disapproves of my girlfriend. She says I shouldn't become physically associated with humans outside of work, since it only results in confusion. If you want somebody, and they can figure you out, is it wrong to explore? Respectfully, Wondering About Apples and Oranges Dear Wonder, Auntie Em must admit that she's a little puzzled with this one. She assumes you must be considered a big, strapping Romulan masseur. Just to clarify, dear, Romulans and Humans aren't different species,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], just different races. Or so Auntie Em learned in class. To answer your question: no, it isn't wrong, so long as your girlfriend is really as into this when you are. And who may help it? So stop being so honest inside your letters the place to find mum (just write them dutifully, just like a good Romulan) after which go explore uncharted territory all you like. In fact, Auntie Em herself wouldn't mind being discovered by you. *wink* Hope to have helped! Auntie Em Got your personal question for Auntie Em??? Please ask!!!
Goooooooooooooooood Morning, Folks!!! This is Snoopy, your Sky Spy Standin' By, and boy have I got some hot, hot news for you today!!! PRELIMINARY REPORTIN'S ON THE PLANET LLANFAIR!!! That's right, folks - just for you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ol' Snoop has been looking at that ball of yarn we're circling. Now, getting caught in the rain's easy down there, but finding a Pina Colada proves just a bit difficult. Plus, the entertainment. This writer found the drinks very satisfying, and the company no less so. The cakes is going to be apple pie, chocolate layer cake, and carrot cake. First Day: Meal 1: Veal cutlets in a parmesan crust, spaghetti, tomato sauce Meal 2: Lasagna with lamb and more vegetables Vegetarian: Cheese tortellini with parmesan and thyme butter, green peas Side Dishes: Mixed green salad, whole-wheat bread Dessert: Trifle, fresh fruit Second Day: Meal 1: Sausages, potato salad, pickles, sauerkraut Meal 2: Chicken Cordon Bleu, rice, asparagus Vegetarian: Mushroom omelette, chips, baby carrots Side Dishes: Bell pepper salad, dinner rolls Dessert: Joghurt with berries, apricot tarts Third Day: Meal 1: Beef Gulash with peppers and rice Meal 2: Mutton inside a spicy sauce, couscous, lentils Vegetarian: Redan-style vegetable curry, rice Side dishes: Apple-walnut salad, flat bread Dessert: Fresh strawberries, pistachio frozen treats Fourth Day: Soup, bread, and salad buffet Dessert: chocolate pudding, cherry pie Fifth Day: Meal 1: Wok-fried noodles with ham, peas, mushrooms and tomatoes Meal 2: Fish filet, rice, broccoli Vegetarian: Fried potatoes, breaded cheese "cutlets", fried peppers Side dishes: Baguettes, mixed green salad Dessert: Vanilla pudding, pear halves in syrup Sixth Day: Meal 1: Chicken ragout, egg noodles, mixed vegetables Meal 2: Pork chops, mashed potatoes, green beans Vegetarian: Pasta with Alfredo sauce, baby carrots and green peas Side dishes: Baguettes, Caesar salad Dessert: Vanilla pudding, pear halves in syrup Seventh Day: Crepes having a number of fillings Side dishes: Cheese-and-leek soup, chicken soup, small salad buffet, dinner rolls Dessert: Ice cream, meringues
Dear Readers, here's Auntie Em, the sexy sage, prepared to dispense advice!!! Dear Auntie Em, Yesterday I met this cute guy from maintainance. Since I have seen him for the first time a couple weeks ago I usually have to think of him. Yesterday he even talked to me and he seemed to be interested, but my friend asserted we don't fit together. She told my fortune in the cards, you know? What shall I actually do? Is it possible that the cards were wrong? Yours, hunnybunny Dear Hunny, Auntie Em hates to break it for you, however the cards *never* lie. This is exactly why Auntie Em is so keen on them. Do not despair, though! It could be that your friend couldn't know what she was doing - or that she was using cards not attuned towards the cosmic chords. Now, you could simply conclude from this the cards weren't right and you can go ahead and give him a try. But do you want to risk the uncertainty? The heartache? The *anguish*, if you're not meant for eachother? Auntie Em shows that you allow her fully qualified team of "Guiding Spirits with Spirit Guides" a phone call under the communicator code ***^****-****/****** ° and get a fully qualified°° card reading just for 4.99783 poscreds/temporal unit! If you fear that your sex life will need interventions of this sort regularly, and you want to do something nice for your friend, who does seem a nice sort of girl and anxious to please, then there's another path you can follow! For any mere 349.99783 poscreds, we can deliver Auntie Em's "Spirited Guide to Spirit Guides for Guiding Spirits", a full 25 pages, illustrated in four colours, with a set of Auntie Em's very own cards, illustrated by THE UNIVERSE ITSELF!°°° This can provide you with certainty in all matters of the heart! As well as for other issues - job, family, finances - expansion packs really are a mere 99.99783 poscreds! Otherwise, just provide him an attempt and ignore your friend. She's probably just jealous. Aspire to have helped! Auntie Em Got your own question for Auntie Em??? Don't hesitate to ask!!! ° Code censored to safeguard our readers using their own folly, and an overdrawing of the accounts. °° Every one has certificates from Joe's Fly-Thru Place O' Power °°° Aided by a number of overworked, underpaid Art students plus some rather interesting substances in the ventilation system
Goooooooooooooooood Morning, Folks!!! This really is Snoopy, your Sky Spy Standin' By, and boy have I got some hot, hot news for you personally today!!! Attention, attention!!! This really is no mere rumour!!! Snoopy was down there and saw it together with his OWN EYES!!! Ol' Snoop continues to be down in Portmeirion, chilling out at the Pantheon Hotel to look at all of the hot babes and perhaps clap eyes about the FINALISTS for that song contest. Weeeeeeell, this afternoon, I got lucky!!! Not with the babes, sadly, but I *did* see the main competitor for that post of Grand Crab, or whatever he's called. And whoooo-weeeee!!! Despite all of the hot babes, I'd not want to stay *his* place at the moment. Just like I had been casually strolling by, milling about with everyone else who was just casually strolling by, a woman slapped him, right in the face, before all those hot babes!!! So don't worry,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], folks - a fortune won't avoid the girls from doing that. *wink* And now, readers mine, come only a bitty closer - and keep the boots on, as this WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF!!! The "lady" doing the slapping was someone out of this very vessel, someone we know and loathe - at least the ones from use whose uniforms aren't always picture-perfect do. If done grudgingly, it will backfire. Don't eat cheese between First Watch, seven bells, and Third Watch, five bells. Your lucky colour is orange, but cure it in combination with fennel. If you cannot get a date, a shower may work wonders, or at least keep you occupied. If symptoms persist, see a physician. Your lucky number is seventeen, but don't tell anyone. Should you let your brain idle, you'll be tied to a variety of Sousa marches all day long. Go on. If you can avoid it falling in your head, you will gain the strength of being able to make sense of Cpl Kindred on your next trip to the Chandlery. If you're one, you have a problem, now haven't you? Mad bulls won't harm you, but that is a little useless on the starship. Pat your pockets and check in the garage. Sadly, this really is incompatible with stopping to take a break. They'll die from the exhaust fumes. For some reason, you will be miserable anyway for any good half-hour every day. °Ususal restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. One per customer.
Goooooooooooooooood Morning,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Folks!!! This really is Snoopy, your Sky Spy Standin' By, and boy have I got some hot, hot news for you personally today!!! Ladies and other gentlefolk, heeeeeere's Snoopy reporting in the front lines from the Culinary Revolution!!! Aaaaah, boys and girls, 'tis a sad, sad thing when, and that i quote "Dinner's said to be the highlight of the day, right? And then they provide you with *peas* and *salad*." Your Sky Spy aka yours truly (Snoopy, right???) has already established an opportunity for any truly exclusive undercover interview with one of the leaders from the Great Resistance,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a girl who wishes to remain anonymous. But let me tell you, whooo-weee!!! She's a looker!!! Pretty blonde thing like this, I'm glad she's organising the Resistance, because who could resist her, eh??? Nudge nudge, wink wink. "We just know we do not like sauerkraut and smegging spaghetti. We would like buffalo wings and deep-fried March bars," this beauty sums up the aim of the game. "We want to have more *nice* items to eat, not all those *vegetables*. Everything *broccoli* and *whole-wheat* bread and beef strogawhatsit and *fruit salad*" Fully with you there, m'dear even if you weren't this type of delicious morsel yourself. "What's wrong with cheeseburgers and jello? Or curly-wurlies and funnel cake? Why can't we eat what we should wish to? We would like buffalo wings and deep-fried March bars." Now, doesn't that sound better??? "What do they think we are, rabbits?" - dear fellow travellers with the endlessly vast reaches of space, ask yourselves this question. Men or rodents°, that are we? It's time to operate and fight, unless we've collapsed from hunger, ha hah. Luckily, we now have our beautiful glorious leader to organise things. "We demand things like hamburgers, Fried potatoes, jelly donuts and chocolate fudge. Then everybody could be happy!" she explains. "A lot of individuals are dissatisfied with the menu. We're organising a protest!" She would like to change "The person who helps make the menus up." Unfortunately, she says, "We don't even *know* who decides about the menu." Don't worry, Snoopy's here!!! I wouldn't be your ol' Snoop if he couldn't find this stuff out. At fault, ladies and gentlemen, is Sgt Sophie Larris. And the plan, ladies and gentlemen, is really as follows. Our glorious leader has created a protest form - have it while it's hot off the press!!! Simply take the form at the conclusion want to know , and mail it to her - no requirement for names, don't use anything but the special console login name "This menu" and also the password "sucks". The greater, the merrier!!! Inform your friends!!! Send it as frequently as you like!!! "Me and my friends don't like recption menus!" - not so difficult,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], eh??? So remember, Sarn't Larris - get them through the stomachs, as well as their hearts and minds will follow!!! ~~~ Totally And Utterly Unofficial Protest Form ~~~ To: Sgt Sophie Larris Re: What passes for food around here Salutations and all sorts of that,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Sarge. What's using the food??? How come we constantly have such things as +++ insert least favourite mess hall foods here +++ ??? Why can't we now have more nice such things as +++ insert favourite foods here +++??? We protest!!! You possess an official duty to keep our morale up, everything vitamin junk is Dr Swiftwater's job, see??? The bad food is responsible for me personally to: +++ Check everything apply, like so: O -> X +++ O Have stomach cramps. O Go to work hungry due to there being nothing I'm able to keep down for breakfast. O Get totally drunk and lose control because I had a clear stomach. +++ Attach fine receipt if applicable +++ O Overdraw my replicator allowance +++ Ditto +++ O Skip too many meals and also have to visit sickbay by reason of feeling faint. O Have to use my precious shore leave time for you to shop for supplies. O Cry myself to sleep. You don't want to be responsible for all that, do you Sarge??? And so do mercy, or watch your back!!! Yours truly, A Warrior from the Culinary Revolution ~~~ Simply cut 'n' paste, and don't forget, just use the special console login name "This menu" and also the password "sucks" so they can't trace and punish you!!! ~~~ Snoopy - always with a finger on the pulse of the ship ° Puppeteer's Note: Since this paper lacks editors,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and Snoopy's never *heard* the term lagomorph, we'll have to let it rest at that.
Goooooooooooooooood Morning, Folks!!! This really is Snoopy, your Sky Spy Standin' By, and boy have I got some hot, hot news for you personally today!!! Here's your good ol' Snoop, reporting once more from the front lines from the Battle for Decent Grub. Worse compared to Day The Potatoes Died. Inside a move as surprising because it was sneaky and malicious, we have been because of the finest of bland pig slop now. Must we take this??? We should NOT, BRETHREN AND (uh) SISTREN!!!!!! We have an ace up our sleeve, dear crew, but the ink it was printed with is still drying,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], as they say. Meanwhile, despair not!!! This is the next cunning plan: First of all - we would like a group of dedicated volunteers to follow along with each filler of dispensers and empty the smegging things before any higher-ups can get at the treasures within, and more volunteers to distribute the chow we get to crew,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and crew ONLY - the officers and sergeants still have decent messes, allow them to eat cake there!!! Anyone working in the kitchens, smuggle just as much good stuff out as you can!!! Redistribution centres will be setup, don't worry. Otherwise, I, Snoopy Hood, ask you for a HUNGER STRIKE until this matter is resolved, some way!!! All messhall food will be boycotted. That will demonstrate to them!!! Such as the simply not go, go and occupy all of the tables!!! Stare at anyone who IS eating with utter contempt or whatever else generate!!! All ye poor, ye tired, ye huddled masses longing to become fed, UNITE!!! Snoopy - always with a finger on the pulse of the ship
*Snoopy has written an article. Er…it was not *this* article. The Emperor of Ice Cream has edited it somewhat* *Snoopy's version - that the Mariposa never reached read - is within parentheses. The remainder is exactly what the Goth program produced* (Goooooooooooooooood Morning, Folks!!!) A pleasing diurnal anomaly for you all, oh woefully wronged readers. (This really is Snoopy, your Sky Spy Standin' By, and boy have I got some hot, hot news for you today!!!) Wretched scribbler that i'm, I wish to provide you with my humblest apologies for the manner in which I've lied to you and misled you previously weeks. The misuse of the pen may be the worst of all crimes against Beingkind. (Well, we're lucky ducks, because everyone's faaaaavourite singer will now be accessible throughout the galaxy, in high-fidelity and technicolor!!! That's right, ANGELBRIGHT HUMPERDUMPER himself will bid this smegging ball of yarn farewell and reach for the heavens - and he'll be working using the one, the only, the hottest little bit of flesh and bone this Universe provides - ECCENTRICA GALLUMBITS!!! So to avoid crowding the crew lounges in primetime, Snoopy humbly proposes GV screens in every mess - you heard right - EVERY mess, whoeveritis that decides this stuff!!! It will provide us with something to distract us in the so-called menu.) There is some unimportant news about some ridiculously overrated lounge singer, however i will not burden you with this, like me sure you have higher things on your mind than hearing musical drivel. (As you young crewman on this very vessel says: "Well, there is no place to meet girls now, can there be? All that smeg within the mess just isn't well worth the bother of chewing it, so that they all avoid going there - and then they get all skinny. Who wants a really skinny girl? Anyway,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], listening to Humperdumper and his songs could get them in certain moods. And so the dorm is going to be nice empty, because the other two will be busy ogling Eccentrica, given that they can't have the genuine thing. What could be better?" Well spoken, stalwart young buck!!! This kid was interviewed by Snoopy himself - before a sandwich dispenser, where he was waiting for REAL food, not giving into the lure of the mess. Such a guy!!!) I have insulted the cooking staff of the fine vessel, as well as for this I humbly beg their pardon. If they were to marinate me in Tabasco sauce, and serve my boiled carcass to the starving masses, it would be a better fate than I deserve. I am overcome with shame. I've also fomented mutiny on the vessel owned by Starfleet,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], that fine organization whose only fault would be to have DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH THOSE SMEGGERS THE ROMULANS, MAY THEY ROT IN TARTARUS. Ahem. But be that as it might, Captain Sharpe has deserved better at my hands. (So!!! Sign the petition for more GV!!! Demand your right to entertainment!!! Your morale is Starfleet's bread and butter!!!) I wish to convey to Captain Sharpe - an excellent officer, even when he doesn't truly appreciate in france they - my sincerest apologies, and to assure him which i will be turning myself directly into S相关的主题文章：

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